Madeline Goes To College

"I like to crack jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math".

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via poehlerization)


Gillian Anderson as Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire at the Young Vic.

Gillian Anderson as Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire at the Young Vic.

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If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Castellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would’ve said, “Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?”

—Danny Castellano (via pamelabeesly)

Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”

(Source: debramorrgans, via poehlerization)

It’s okay to have things from your ex-girlfriends…

(Source: stilinskis)